I heard " The legend of Pisspot Peter" back in 1968 in the North West Territories but only remember 2 verses.

Out of the hills came Pisspot Peter
With 14 pounds of swinging meat
He laid that meat upon the bar
And I swear it stretched from thar to thar
And stink--Goddam.

Now Sluefoot Loo she came out west
To get the kind of loving she liked best
She loved for days, she loved for weeks
And when she loved she loved for keeps
And between her legs was a dew-eyed jam
Hard to get, but good-- Goddam.