I think what you oughta do, Bobertz...and I'm sayin' you should do it outta compassion for the entire female gender, human and otherwise...

Turn gay! Then ya can complain about yer menfriends, and leave the womenz in peace.

Or else maybe become a monk? Yeah, that'd do it. Go join a monastery and avoid the womenz completely. Do it now. The Franciscan brothers are always lookin' for recruits, ya know, and they do a lotta good work.

- Chongo