I still don't understand it... Artbrooks and I are on the same page... Just get the job done and get the heck out of the store...

What I have figured out is that the P-Vine likes to be in the store so much that if her list has ketchup on it and also salad dressing on it that she will pick up the ketchup and walk past the salad dressing because it isn't *next* on the list which means criss-crossing the store several times so...

...I have taken to be her "runner"... That works fine... If something at the end of the list is way back down at the other end of the store where we started I'll volunteer to go back and get it... That gets me away from the madness and gives me a purpose... Plus, it allows me to crank up my walking speed which, in turn, makes me less tired... That zero to 1 MPH is tiresome...

B~