Olddude, you're kidding, right? From what I read, these animals are smart, elusive, dangerous and inedible. If you get a big one, you have to hire a backhoe and dig a huge hole to bury it in.

That's in Texas. Other places, you might need to get a landfill permit.

Why don't you lads just get together and play banjos? Maybe while jumping out of airplanes.