Hi, Rap. The only clue so far to the location is "Iron City Beer." I googled it, and it's made in Pittsburgh, PA. I never would have suspected that there are wild boars in Pittsburgh, PA. Pittsburgh, KS maybe...

Of course, if there are boars in Pittsburgh, they should be easy to hunt, since they don't have the cover they enjoy in the Texas hill country.

(Say, have you ever read Bill Crider's mystery stories set in the Texas hill country? The characters in them could be soul brothers to you guys.)

But my real reason in posting is to give y'all the idea of dropping out of an airplane and shooting the wild pigs on your way down. That way the pigs would never hear or smell you coming. This method would be less dangerous than rubbing Bobert with pheromones -- that is, it would be less dangerous if you survive the jump. You'd have to be real careful not to shoot each other, I guess.

Let us all know how it works out with the BBQ and the parasites.