My Dear Mr. Chonga,

I am attempting to find an explanation for your insult to me, and, hence, to the company kept here, for as you surely must have learned as part of your upbringing, an insult given to anyone in company is an insult to the company as much as to the one insulted. Good breeding demands nothing less, for otherwise civility would die.

You have insulted me and through me all who post on MOAB, indeed, you have insulted Mother Herself.

Please tender an acceptable explanation or be prepared to settle this matter in other ways.

Sincerely yours,
Rapparee