Well, 'Spaw, we didn't miss Neil Young's birthday here at the Center. We were going to send Karen the remainder of the cake but Cletus was doing his party piece too close to the candles and...well, no-one had much of an appetite after that and we're still getting icing off the walls.
We were going to send her a bouquet from the Center garden but the DEA sniffer dogs won't let us near it at the moment so our continued good wishes is all we can send.
RtS (head bedpan operative NYCFTTS on behalf of all staff and inmates).