Mom, I'm back in Idaho. Don't worry about me if you've seen the reports that the Black Death is in resurgence out here because it's not true. Plague is officially on the list of "Reportable Diseases" and no self-respecting disease wants to be reported to the Idaho Bad Diseases Police. So don't worry about those reports. Or the ones about Ebola, hanta virus, hemorraghic fever, mumps, measles, yellow fever, schistosomiosis, Guinea worm or Asiatic cholera. We're fine.