Wilfred, that is just too funny to be true!

Musicmick, I've been there. My brothers talked me into doing a gig with their bluegrass band. Back country Maine, Saturday night in North Jockstrap, we did a couple of tunes and it became quite obvious that Bluegrass was not what they wanted! They wanted to dance so we had to adjust as best we could. Hecklers front and back, it was painful.

One of my brothers reminded me just recently of that blowsy old slattern who complained and I said to her "Hey lady, I wouldn't pull the plug on your red light while you are working."

We barely got out alive.