The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #146832   Message #3410572
Posted By: Midchuck
26-Sep-12 - 02:39 PM
Thread Name: Great opening lines
Subject: RE: Great opening lines
Let me sit down a minute, a stone got in my shoe.
Don't you commence your cursin', I ain't done nothin' to you.
Once I was young and handsome, had plenty o' cash and clothes.
That was before I got to tipplin', and the gin got in my nose.