Backwoodsman, I agree to differ with anyone, not least Jim.
(at least until everyone realises that I am right about everything!)

But, when I disagree with Jim about anything, he drags out the accusations of racism whatever the thread.

Al, why didn't I think of that?
Dear Jim trots out yet another grovelling, humbling apology but is unable to promise to stop doing it, so I will deploy your standard response at the first opportunity (later this morning?).