My poor Lizzie was born at LaGuardia airport and to this day prefers pizza crust to anything else. I think I'll avoid the computer until this passes. Don't want to make her any more neurotic than she already is. Lizzie claims there are people hunting her with the intent of making her into "kitty sausages". Any truth to the rumor? And while Ms.Lovee demurely practices yoga positions, Lizzie falls into the toilet. Life is not fair.