I can hardly stomach any more of this. I just don't hoof the guts, I guess, for bone a good punster. As my mother used to say when we were out fishing, "Roast to shore, we're not going to catch enough to make patella no matter how you strain your mussels." And my grandmother would say, "I'm afraid you're right, Oyster. We'd better take it on the lamb before the game warden butters in."