Time for a commercial break!

Sanity is the primary product of the small town of Sane, Alberta, not too far west of the communities of Sufferable and Continent. Sane is a lovely place.

People in Sane are proud of their town...so much so that many will boast of having lived in Sane all their lives. As the recent mayoral candidate, Abner "Ab" Normle stated during his campaign: "My opponent has only been in Sane for 5 years! I have been in Sane ever since the day I was born, and I intend to remain in Sane! I married in Sane, I raised my kids in Sane, and one day I will die in Sane!"

He was elected by a landslide.

You know when you're nearing the town by the signs on the Trans-Canada. They proudly say, "In 5 minutes you'll be in Sane".

The town council of Sane, Alberta thanks you for listening to this brief commercial message. You may now return to fighting about Barack Obama...or whatever else will do. ;-)