I don't care if the Arnica ain't got no healing properties 'cause some of my best friends here say it works and so it's gonna work... I got some and gonna put it on while I watch some "I Love Lucy" reruns tonight...
Yeah, John... I know about them doors... My light switches do the same thing... It's like playing pea-unner-a-shell game where you never get to win...
Yo, Krinx... Yer tractor so ugly it'd make a freight train jump tracks and take a dirt road... Sho nuff would... I mean, lets get real here... What's with that aerodynamic sloping hood??? Is that to cut down on drag at 200 mph??? What a joke... Tractors is clunky... That's what make's 'um tractors... It's kinda like we men loves the womenz... Shape, baby, shape... No, not shake, baby, shake but...
...you heard me right... Shape, baby, shape and yers looks like the kind in front of the Walmart that ya' put a screami' two year old in and put a quarter in the coin box to shut the sumabich up... I mean, real men don't ride around in tractors with areo-dynamic hoods... What next with you Krinkx... Tractor seat with little red hearts on 'it??? A side car for your teddy bear???