And then the Krinkx woke up and discovered that his kiddy tractor has four burned up tires where I pulled it while the Krinkx first tried to use his brakes until they burned out, then put it in reverse and cut off the engine while my real tractor pulled it until the tires melted off it...

The don't do horsepower like they used to do, Krinkx... I gotta 16 hp Craftsman mower with a Kohler engine and I gotta a new Craftsman mower with a 22 hp motor and the old 16 hp would pull the guts outta the 22...

Yeah, yers might have a higher top speed... You can do that with tiny little pistons they make outta thimbles but tractors is all about torques... And you know what they say about troques, don't ya, Krinkz... The torques of the pork is equal to the heat of the meat...

Think about that one and say "Hey" to yer teddy bear fir me...

B~