So you are urgin' people to confront the situation as it IS, are ya, Amos? Ha! That's funny. Look, Roscoe, it was YOU who invented a fictional sister for me for no other purpose than to embarass me and cause trouble. I figger yer just an Obama stooge tryin' to make political hay out of a false story, nothin' more to it than that.

This was after you had found some loco in the coco nutbar female Chimp down in Mexico, one crazy enough to give herself an obscene Spanish name! God knows what you are doin' with her when you go down there...I don't even want to KNOW about that! It's disgustin'.

But then you work up a little conspiracy to have her claim to be my sister???? For shame! You got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend. (Hmmmm....now who was it who said that?) Anytime I been down you just stood there grinnin'. I know what it is with you. You just wanta be on the side that's winnin'. Well, mister, one day you are gonna be standin' in my shoes, yer gonna hafta deal with the Mystery Tramp yerself, and then you'll see how it feels!

Yessiree.

- Chongo