It's socialists who want the greatest good for the greatest number, Saul. I think that leaves Republicans out! It leaves a lot of Democrats out too.

Henry, you need to make the finding of a free Nixon-Agnew button a life priority! Search high and low for it, and leave no stone unturned. When you finally secure the elusive item, write a book about your adventures, and put a picture of the button on the cover. It'll become a bestseller and you'll be able to retire to a life of leisure in Schenectady! ;-)