Old schoolmarm Lil from way out west decided she liked her fuckin best.

When she fucked, she fucked for keeps, she piled her victims high and deep.

When out of the swamps and across bear ass creek came an old bull rider known as Piss Pot Pete.

He had cum on his lariat and shit on his feet and sixteen pounds of swinging meat.

Old Lil and Pete argued who was best and Lil challenged Pete to a fuckin test.

Pete grabbed his cock and laid it on the bar and it stretched from than to thar.

Lil did take her seat and let that half breed sink his meat.

She did shunts and shunts and double shunts uncommon to the common cunts.

There were furrows in the hills for miles around where Lil's ass had hit the ground.

The rabbits and squirrels called it a draw, but the wise old owl said" it's the wildest damned fuckin I ever saw."

Old Lil died with a moan and a cough and left that half-breed jackin off.