My trigger finger...I might lose my trigger finger! I'd have no appropriate way to welcome Shame if he comes a-visitin' if I lost my trigger finger.

Oh, wait. I could use my left hand. I'm just as good with my left hand as my right, as several folks know who plumb annoyed me 'til I went and lost my temper. I regret wasting those bullets now, 'cause they wasn't worth it.