And Aussies and Kiwis, of course. Which, I suppose, means any country's Top Dawg is available for exploitation and ought to offer up some fascinating permutations. (No fair cheating, you guys. I mean, you can't just MAKE UP a political leader's name and hope we'll all fall for it. Your Mudcat Honor is at stake ...)

I especially love Kiwi Nixon Dyslexic, Steve. "Dyslexics of the World, Untie!!!"

WW/Feverish Tomatillo Ford

P.S. Chanteyranger: Just because our nation's Highest Court stoops to ruling fruits vegetables when they ain't doesn't mean we have to believe it for a minute. Remember, this is a nation in which you can also get sued for insulting a side of beef, for maligning a vegetable ...