Well, I just had to click on "THE THING" in the DT list, and sure enough up came "Alice's Restaurant". So I hit "Next Entire Page" and got another song, hit it again and got still another. These song titles were in alphabetical order, and in each one the word "the" was in bold type. Apparently the program is simply bringing up every(?) song with the word "the" in it--and presumably also those with the word "thing" in them. If you had a few hours I'm sure you'd eventually get to "The Thing". :)

Then I tried what MMario described, and got one of those annoying messages saying "this ain't gonna work, sap" or words to that effect. I dunno, MMario, I gotta suspect you're doing something illegal or immoral with them 'puters.... :)