sigh. and "yer" is actually "your"

so... where do I sign up for a proofreader before I submit messages here and how much will it cost? I can't take the shame much longer.
Apologies for inaccuracies in typing to the two men involved.
Do I at least get a passing grade for enthusiasm?

Joanne in Cleveland (which we spell Cleveland, even though it was founded by Moses Cleaveland)