Think yourself lucky, Al. I used to get intoduced as John Denver or, even worse, the Milky Bar Kid.

I know what you mean about "old school", though: once, after playing a short set of relatively death-free folk songs - I think it included Lord Franklyn - the MC (younger, but not by that much) said "thanks for cheering us up Pete".

Now they've renamed the FC as an Acoustic Club.