It ain't "Kristi", Bobertz! It's "Kirsti". That's like the Scandinavian name: Kirsten. And ya pronounce it Keer-stee. Not ker-stee. Keer-stee.

Boy, I gotta tell you bozos everything. Ook! Ook!

Anyways, I can't complain about her shootin'. She may not be no Audie Murphy, but she is entirely capable of clearin' out an alleyway full of angry North Side gorillas, and that's good enough for me.

- Chongo