Nigel... "If Monty had left you with a choice of three doors (the one he has shown to contain a goat is not removed) how would you decide?"

Ummm... I guess I wouldn't pick the goat? I kinda thought that would be obvious, no? Did I miss something? Maybe I did, on accounta that's as far as I read your post. Ya kinda lost me there so maybe you can explain that before I read any further. Fair enough?

BTW... I may not entertain any more discussions regarding logic this eve as I have old friends dropping by. Alfred, Tommy, and the Three Amigos... me, moi and Jimmy Suis. We shall play tunes and sing as best we can and solve the world's problems. Too bad Monty Hall isn't joining as I would put his goat on the BBQ and make hime eat the whole fuckin thing.

So, I was at the gym today and a gorgeous young thing started working out next to me. I asked my trainer what machine I should use to try to impress her and he replied, "The ATM in the lobby."

You ain't wrong. I ain't wrong. I understand that. Few do.

No matter where this goes or ends up, I just want to emphasize, NO, I ain't shittin. I truly believe I am correct in my assumptions and my analysis. The ONLY thing that bothers me (and it bothers me a lot... A LOT!!!) is that some have posted that I am having a lark... teasing... whatever... being a... it's hard for me to even type it... a troll.

Again, sorry for the consternation... if I am wrong.