"Evolution is just a theory, like, ah, gravity" was uttered by your girlfriend Sarah Palin.

She also said:

"But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies" and
"He [Paul Revere] who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."