My cousin was a general, but I didn't write a book about it. Of course, I barely knew him.

Whatever happened to discretion? Does everyone who has had an affair have to write a book about it? I can see it now:

"Bobert: The Truth Behind The Legend"

"My Time With Amos: The Sordid, Boring Truth"

"Behind the Myth of Kendall Morse"

"Sinful SINSULL"

"Olddude or Oddude?"

"Rapparee: Scraping the Bottom"