Yeah, Romney got his last 3 electoral votes from Alaska, givin' him only 206. Them people up there have their brains froze solid about half the year cos it's too damn cold. This is why I got almost no votes in Alaska. Bananas just don't keep well in a climate like that, and you won't find many Chimps livin' around Juneau or Anchorage. The one good thing about Alaska is my friend, Sarah Palin. I tried to talk her into movin' to Chicago after the 2008 election, but no dice. She says there ain't no moose to shoot at in Chicago, but Wasilla is crawlin' with them.

- Chongo