Reminds me of the story about the general who found his old batman on the street, out of work. Offered him a position as his valet, and the batman asked, "What would my duties be, sir?"

The general replied, "Why, the same as they were in the service!"

Fella takes the job and on the first morning brings coffee into the general's bedroom, slaps the general's wife on the butt and says, "All right now, girlie! Back to the village!"