Holy crap! I'm glad our Canadian libraries aren't like yours, Rap! (although, yes, some of those problems do arise now and then...but it sounds like you're in what could almost be called a war zone...)

The worst thing the Blind River library has had to deal with, generally, was Shane trying to log into porn sites on their computers. He's been banned for life. He plans to fake his own death soon, so he can get back in....

Don's latest girlfriend, Jill, has also set up her laptop computer so Shane can't use it. She uses a secret Password. He has tried about 500 different passwords he made up to try and get past the startup, but they've all failed. Don has advised Shane that if he gets mad and busts Jill's computer, he'll be in VERY deep shit, so it hasn't happened yet.