Bits I can remember
SHIT cried the King. and Fourty courteous Coogee Kasbah carno crutch cannibals crept to the Kasbah, queued up crapt and crept back again for mark you in those days the kings word was law.

Fuck Me cried the duchess, more in hope than in anger, and fourty thousand of the kings cavalry were killed in the rush. All that is except Daniel, who crept over the dead and around the wounded and slipped on like a well worn wellington boot.

Act 1 Enter Daniel
Daniel may be clearly distinguished by the large penis which he carries loosely in his left hand.
Further on
Daniel rolled back a greasy foreskin to expose two bent and rusted six inch nails a six inch shifter (shifting spanner) and a small field mouse.
Daniel, throwing his left ball over his right shoulder and his right ball over his left shoulder, which in those days was no mean feat, strode from the arena.
I wish I could remember more of this which I heard in Sydney around 50 years ago.