As I noted and said elsewhere:

I am Sandra's Secret San
I will send her lots of bran
Other stuff the help her go
Enjoy your holidays, Sydney Sandra!

Prune juice, senna other stuff
Will make your holidays pretty rough
My station's far out in the bush
For revenge you'd have to push.

But perhaps I'll send a fruitcake lorn,
You can consume on Christmas morn
And think of us poor jackaroos
Sharing Christmas with our horse.