LOL CS, isn't it funny that every community has roughly the same types and situations? Sword attacks are rare though. Ten out of ten for that one. We were told of a couple of Chinese chaps who rented a house here (not ours) a few years ago. The stink of cannabis was overpowering, and the Police arrived. The Chinese wriggled out of a window and were away over the fields, never to be seen again. It was of course one of those cannabis farms with artificial lights and silver paper. The village wasn't cross at all, they were absolutely delighted with the shock and excitement. The fact they were Chinese made it all the more thrilling and exotic. I bet they're rather disappointed in my hubbie, he's terribly respectable, quiet and kind. Boring!