Did you ever go into an Irishman's shanty
Where water was scarce but the whisky was plenty
A three-legged stool and a table to match
And a hole in the corner for chickens to scratch.

Did you ever go into an Irishman's shanty
To see just how dirty the Irish can be
The skippers are runing all over the floor
And the wiggle-tails making the buttermilk roar