I think the word "she" in Stilly's post needs to be changed to "the dog" in order to clarify the subject of the verbal phrase "humps the Galactic Overlord's leg." Sometimes less ambiguity is better

Chongo's puppet master believes himself inordinately clever to call me latté boy, as thoug that were some kind of insult, instead of a sign of sophistication and worldly ways. This imaginary character is teejus, sometimes, and should probably be sent back to the mental jungle from which it was allegedly born.e