Dear Mr. or Ms Chonga,

Of COURSE I'm not God! God is my creation, just as you are. Just as LH and Veronica Paisley or whatever her name is and The Galactic Overlord and Amos and and gnu all the rest of the Mudcatters. Get this through YOUR head, dufuss: I don't demand that anyone adore me, but in your case I'm gettin' close. Don't go outside when it's cloudy, 'cause I might send a thunderbolt atcha.