Rap, some drunk guy at one of the sleazier bars in Orillia fell down and started adoring you today. I have no idea why. He got kicked out of the bar, but continued singing your praises all up and down West St, until eventually the cops were called and he was taken away to a medical facility where they are trying to determine what happened.

This was a human guy. It wasn't Chongo.

Do you have any explanation? Could you perhaps have aimed a bolt of some kind at Chicago, but not calibrated it properly?

If so, damn good thing that it wasn't Shane you hit. He'd never live it down. But he lives way north of here anyway.