My mommy told me to answer the door,
Gee I didn't wanna.
I answered the door and he fell on the floor,
The Little Green Man From China.

My mommy told me to get him a drink,
Gee I didn't wanna.
I got him a drink and he fell in the sink,

My mommy told me to give him a ride,
Gee I didn't wanna.
I gave him a ride and he fell down and died,
The Little Green Man From China.

My mommy told me to bury him deep,
Gee I didn't wanna.
I buried him deep and he stuck out his feet,
The Little Green Man From China.

My mommy told me to cut off his feet,
Gee I didn't wanna.
I cut off his feet and they ran down the street,
The Little Green Man From China.

This is how I remember it