ACTUALLY Dave, I was thinking (never a great idea so early in the morning).....

That song has the potential to be a folksong. You could sing it about anybody getting the sack - a football manager, a politician, or even someone relatively popular - Mike's certainly found out who his mates are....

Anyway not to worry, soon be January and you can play perennial favourites like The January Man sits round in his pyjamas, scratching his bollocks and thinking about the meaning of life....(fifty years of the best folk singers in England throwing their talents at it, and still no one's going round humming it! Got no taste, some people!)