That was only one.

And I made ya say it wrong. I also made ya disappear for several seconds right before I posted this. Didn't notice, didja?

Of course not! How would you be able to notice when you wasn't there to notice? ;-D Ook! Ook!

See, this is the thing. You ain't actually been around for about half the time in the past 6 months cos I just disappear you whenever the whim hits me, but you never even noticed, cos as soon as I bring ya back, everything seems "normal". I mean normal in yer terms....which is like abnormal in most people's terms.

For all you know, you might not be there tomorrow, but then you'll be back the day after. It's all up to me. Nobody else notices either, cos I control all of it, see?

There. How do ya like gettin' yer own line back? Hmm? Sounds familiar, don't it?

- Chongo