Mine is all too prosaic, but I submit it anyhow

Blind Lester Chittlins Roosevelt
Yeah, I know, Chittlins ain't a fruit. But they sound so gross, I don't think I could choke 'em down if I was starvin'

Ah, now there's another one,

Starvin' Clarence Mango Jackson. There, that oughtta qualify.
Soddy