Well, you found the right thread. And, as I remember, wasn't long ago that you were quite unpleasant to a number of people who preferred not to have landlines.

In fact, you are the one being boorish. Given that it is the internet, it tends to keep things entertaining, and, on that level is of value, it wears thin, though.

Are you, like our dear Henry Krinkle, just trying to mix things up, or is there something else going on?