Yes, and I am very proud of my near-competency! ;-D But you wrong me, sir. I am approaching my third childhood. My second childhood began around the time I got the idea that finding the right woman would make me gloriously happy for the rest of my life! I finally disabused myself of that bizarre notion after several involvements...experienced a few short years of relative sanity...then lurched into the onset of my 3rd childhood, which is where you find me now.

The vicissitudes of Earthly incarnate existence! O tempora! O mores!