Put me longjohns on today. Gotta dig out me woolies fer tomorrow cause she's gonna be even colder wit a norwest wind. As I said on another thread, I am a fashion Nazi and nuthin makes a fashion statement better than yer heavy black wool pants and suspenders. Well, fact is, at -20WTFITS? (WTF is that s***?) I can still make a statement without my teeth chattering when I gots me woolies on, eh?

An, I seen 'iss guy goin in a parkin lot taday wit shorts an a t-shirt. I tot, buddy, yer gonna be buddled up like me in t'rty years and wishin you 'AD been taday on accounta my ar'tritus kept me up in pain alf da noight.

Amos! If I wins da loto tanight... yer property value is gonna go down.