You people make me sad sometimes. Here you are goin' on and on about a fictional "Mom" that is nothin' but a long-runnin' conversation on the Net. Meanwhile, I am still mournin' my real Mom who was deceased many years ago, way back before I left the Old Country (West Africa). She got ate by a damn leopard! After I learned the use of guns, I found that leopard and I shot the bastard, cut out his heart and liver, and ate them! And I shot more than a few of his relatives too over the next coupla years, put a major dent in the leopard population in that area. I see a leopard, that leopard is dead.

Rap and Amos been runnin' a false story about my Mom ever since I went into politics, tryin' to destroy my reputation. Pretty scummy behavior! They will be sorry someday.

- Chongo