I dunno, Shane. You Cannucks are pretty resourceful. All you'd have to do is start out by buying some third-world dump like Equatorial Guinea for a trillion or so, make a few improvements, and resell it for two trillion. Then do the same thing again with someplace like Lichtenstein. Buy it for two and sell it for four. Heck, ya'll would have the ten trillion to buy Alaska after just three or four deals.

If ya'll need any help workin' out the details, we'll be glad to send you Donald Trump to lend a hand. He's an asshole with bad hair, but he knows how to turn a real estate deal, and we Yanks would love to get rid of him.