Well, first off, you can stop dreaming about Sarah- ya don't have the money. The first thing she did with her notoriety is to buy a home out of state- no one here was surprised. As for Russia, unless they promised her a lifetime in headline news she wouldn't go for that either. A real patriot, she is.

Now: it is quite evident that the reason that you propose to sell Alaska is that no other state is worth as much. We'll keep it. Thank you very much.