AN ape whose family relations have always been of the best? Man, this is Big Lie manufacturing at work!! What about the long-suffering sister who ended up running a highly lucrative chain of branded whorehouses? Huh? She's drill him between the eyes if he ever showed up there.

Anyway, why would Chongo need air passage? He's imaginary, for crying out loud! You want him to be in Canada, just imagine him in Canada! Imagine the enthusiastic crowds as they turn out in their hundreds to tar and feather him!!    And if that gets too hot for ya, just re-imagine him snorkeling in the streets of Venice.

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