Two Screech clean? Lard dynin Jaysus yer a hard woman, ye! I daresent cut pulp along side a ye. Tha horses would bolt!

Keep! Find that lass some rum, no matter what rotgut it is. Best slick that one flat cam. Did ye know she's got a huge pet lobster tied to the tree in her yard? Sic it on ya like a dawg. Watch yerself round er.